Roses are red, violets are blue, we hate v-day, so here's a shirt for you...

It’s Valentines Day... In honor of this grossly optimistic “holiday” we’re bringing you the Palm design. The future is bleak, mercury is, and always will be in retrograde. Heartache is imminent. 

We couldn’t think of anything sadder than a couple of downers hanging out in the desert, so we took a trip to southern california with the new design and some of the most bummed out dudes we know. 

Designed by bad boy Derek Nobbs, who is as equally talented as he's disappointed in all that life has to offer. 

This bummer of a design was just launched in our shop... Don’t listen to "the Man" and buy roses for someone you “love"... buy something for yourself instead.

From our cold hearts to yours,

Breyell Payne
Not up for grabs. Not up for discussion.

In the face of a newly appointed and highly undesired "president" we’d like to start this off by saying that we’re here, we’re not happy about it, and we’re not going anywhere. We’re committed to continuing our quest to throw up as many middle fingers at the world, and at “he who must not be named” as humanly possible. Now is not the time for giving up. 

That being said, we’re bummed as ever to launch our newest design, Not Up For Grabs. Inspired by disdain, and designed by Portland artist, Thomas Le Dluz.

We are proud to have donated over $600 (and counting) to Planned Parenthood from our Not My President design and wanted to say thank you to everyone who has supported us in making that a possibility. 

It’s been a surreal experience being able to take this project of ours and use it to stand up for what we believe in, which is why we’ve chosen to extend the donation to our new design as well. Five percent of profits from both our Not My President and Not Up For Grabs designs will go directly to Planned Parenthood.

Breyell Payne